Keith: Wake up, Natalie. Don’t you see what happened here? You had a beautiful life, and I had shit. I hated your guts. I wanted to take you down, I wanted to make you as miserable as I am, and that is exactly what I did. Now…how’s that for a goodbye?

Natalie: …Pretty lame.

Keith: Face it, Anderson. I screwed you. I screwed you big time.

Natalie: So you screwed me. So what? Me? …I made love to you. Try again. Try again.

Keith: (takes a moment to gather his thoughts) I had it all figured out, so I cut out early — who cares? “It’s probably a good thing, life sucks anyway.” And then I met you, and it got weird. And you were so…amazing. And I…I…

Natalie: What? What?

Keith: I just wanted a little more time. So all in all? I’d say you’re the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.